Effective Stress-Reduction Techniques

photo credit: dcinput   Since the game began, golfers have used all sorts of stress reduction methods, some more effective than others.  Here are a few tips:

(1) Paint your clubs a soothing color.  (2) Read a good book during play.  (3) Assume a Yoga position after your first triple bogey.  (4) Say the Lords Prayer 25 times per hole.  (5) Take a relaxing swim in a water hazard.  (6) Yodel  (7) Ask the cart girl for a lap dance.  (8) Use earplugs  (9) hold your “security blanket.”  (10)  Don’t wear tight underwear  (11) Listen to Clarence “Frogman” Henry on your I-Pod.  (12) Do a “Jumping Jack exercise before each shot, including putts.  (13)  Think pleasant thoughts such as giving a “waterboard treatment” to the course Ranger.