Telltale Signs of a Golf Hustler

photo credit: PinkMoose   1)  Upon introduction he tells you about his rotator cuff operation.  2)  His nickname is “Colorado.”  3 )  He pays for a hot dog and pop with a $50. bill.  4)  He carries an extra ball in his back pocket.  5)  After the first hole, you ask him for his score, he says, “Why, what did you have?”  6)  His cell phone rings to The Godfather’s theme song.  7)  When you offer to help him find his lost ball he says, “I’m good, it’s pretty clear in there.”  8)  You ask him about his ankle bracelet and he says, its for arthritis.”  9)  You mention that you were watching Meet the Press  and he says, “Did you say you want to press?”    10)  He claims the round he’s having is the best round he’s ever had.