Anonymous Quotes

photo credit: I woz ere   (1) Golf can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies obscured by the occasional miracle, followed by a good bottle of beer.  (2) You hit down to make the ball go up.  You swing left and the ball goes right.  (3) The lowest score wins and the winner buys the drinks.  (4) Golf is harder than baseball.  In golf you have to play your “foul” balls.  (5) Golfers who try to make everything perfect before taking the shot, rarely make a perfect shot.  (6) The term “mulligan” is really a contraction of the phrase “maul it again.”  (7) A “gimme” can best be defined as an agreement between two golfers…neither of whom can putt very well.  (8) Golf is the only game where the most feared opponent is you.

Quotable Quotes

photo credit: Jacob Childrey   Amusing Quotes:  “Golf is a game in which you yell ‘fore’….shoot six….and write down five.”  Paul Harvery.   ”You can’t go into a shop and buy a good game of golf.”  Sam Snead.  “Swing hard in case you hit it.” Dan Marino.  “I know I’m getting better at golf because I’m hitting fewer spectators.” Pres. Gerald Ford.  “His nerve, his memory, and I can’t remember the third thing.” Lee Trevino, on the three things an aging golfer looses.  “I had played so poorly recently, I started thinking that maybe I should do something else.  Then I saw my friends going to work everyday and realize that my life wasn’t so bad.” Steve Pate.  “The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can’t see him laughing.”  Phyllis Diller.

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