Celebrity Quotes

photo credit: gary.hisanaga   “You can talk to a fade but a hook won’t listen” < Lee Trevino.  “Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a tarantula and I took a 7 to do that” <Bill Murray.  “The only sure rule in golf is – he who has the fastest cart, never has to play the bad lie.”<Mickey Mantle.  “Sex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if your’re not goot at them”<Kevin Costner.  “I don’t fear death but I sure don’t like those three-footers for par”<Chi Chi Rodriguez.  “The ball retriever is not long enough to get my putter out of the tree”<Brian Weis.  “Swing hard in case you hit it”<Dan Marino.  “If you think its hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball”<Jack Lemmon.