General Tiger Woods

photo credit: Keith Allison   General Woods has won many a battle in PGA events all over the world.  With his stone-cold stare and animated fist-pumps, the General achieved many victories.  His army of fans knew that their leader would always be “in the fight.”  His minions of loyal followers trusted in his ability to be a good leader and role model.  Kids everywhere, grew up wanting to be “just like Tiger.” 

Over the 2009 Thanksgiving weekend, Woods’ troops all over the world came to a rude awakening.  To their shock and disbelief, they learned that their fearless leader was a deserter.  Their General wasn’t the hero he made them think he was.  The General left his post and deserted his army.  The image he and his handlers tried so hard to portray is now in flames because of his alleged adultery.  Too bad for his fans who loved the guy, too bad for the game of golf and most of all, too bad for his wife and kids . . .