Famous Quotes
June 11, 2009 by admin
Filed under Amusing Stories

photo credit: gary.hisanaga “You can talk to a fade but a hook won’t listen”<Lee Trevino. “Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a tarantula and I took a 7 to do that”<Bill Murray. “The only sure rule in golf is – he who has the fastest cart, never has to play a bad lie”<Mickey Mantle. “Sex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if you’re not good at them”<Kevin Costner. “I don’t fear death but I sure don’t like those three-footers for par”<Chi Chi Rodriguez. “The ball retriever is not long enough to get my putter out of the tree”<Brian Weis. “Swing hard in case you hit it”<Dan Marino. “If you think its hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball”<Jack Lemmon.

