Golfer/Caddie Exchanges

photo credit: nsaplayer   Golfer:  “I think I’m going to throw myself in the lake.” > Caddie:  “Do you think you can keep your head down that long?”  Golfer:  ”Do you think my game is improving?”> Caddie:  ”Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now.”  Golfer:  ”Do you think I can get there with a five-iron?”> Caddie:  “Eventually!”  Golfer:  “Please stop checking your watch all the time, it’s too much of a distraction.” > Caddie:  “It’s not a watch, it’s a compass.”  Golfer:  “How do you like my game?” > Caddie:  “Very good sir, but personally I prefer golf.”  Golfer:  “Do you think it’s a sin to play on Sunday?” >  Caddie:   ”The way you play sir, it’s a sin on any day.”