Famous One-Liners

photo credit: TheTruthAbout…   “After all these years, it’s still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour.  Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham on rye.” = Chi Chi Rodriguez.  Tommy Bolt, toward the end of one of his infamous temperamental, high-volume, club-throwing rounds, asked his caddie for a club recommendation for a shot of about 155 yards.  His caddie said, “I’d say either a three-iron or a wedge, sir.”  “A three-iron or a wedge?” asked Bolt.  “What kind of stupid choice is that?”  “Those are the only two clubs you have left, sir,” said the caddie.  “Mr. Vardon, did you ever see a worse shot?” “No,” Vardon answered. = Bobby Jones to Harry Vardon after he fluffed an easy shot.