Anonymous Quotes

photo credit: I woz ere   (1) Golf can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies obscured by the occasional miracle, followed by a good bottle of beer.  (2) You hit down to make the ball go up.  You swing left and the ball goes right.  (3) The lowest score wins and the winner buys the drinks.  (4) Golf is harder than baseball.  In golf you have to play your “foul” balls.  (5) Golfers who try to make everything perfect before taking the shot, rarely make a perfect shot.  (6) The term “mulligan” is really a contraction of the phrase “maul it again.”  (7) A “gimme” can best be defined as an agreement between two golfers…neither of whom can putt very well.  (8) Golf is the only game where the most feared opponent is you.